if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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