Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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