38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just google imaged poop.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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