I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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