That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm gonna fight the coyote
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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