I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
