Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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