I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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