New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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