I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I could have mohawked her pubes.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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