ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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