Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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