ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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