Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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