It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.