I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.