this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?