Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod