she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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