okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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