I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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