Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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