Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry about my life...
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