Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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