you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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