If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
pray to the hookup gods
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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