why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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