'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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