she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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