**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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