i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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