we're blogging at a bar
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You took a bar mat shot.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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