Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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