just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm passing your future prison.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
