Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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