what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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