why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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