so let's talk penis.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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