do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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