: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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