what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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