His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i out mim tonsoeep
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