Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
