Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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