only if we run a train.
done.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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