But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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