bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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