Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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