This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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