I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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