I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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