Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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