I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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