i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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