the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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