Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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