So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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