I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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